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Today, I met my new neighbor. His Wi-Fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML
Today, I met my new neighbor. His Wi-Fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML
Today, I renamed my home Wi-Fi to “PleaseTalkToMeSarah” to hint to my crush/neighbour. Later, I realized the whole apartment building could see it, and had worked out who it belonged to. Now strangers keep asking if Sarah had talked to me yet. She hasn’t. FML
Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML
Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
Today, my neighbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed, online exam. FML
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
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Top comments
enonymous 9
Therapists are people too!
koe4 0
make yours "TheCopUpStairs"
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Comments (282)
EmmyBabe_fml 0
It's just a Wifi name.. a creepy one...but maybe that's just their sense of humor? Be careful, OP.
Majstr 23
He did it for teh lulz.
arak_fml 7
What's lulz? Before posting reread what you wrote.
spartan522114 0
That's an Internet meme, before commenting, think. If it confuses you, leave it alone.
RockstarRN 10
Change yours to lorenabobbit ;))
EnEl_Infierno 15
Really...? Same comment again, by any chance are are u a lesbian, hardcore feminist, or just hating guys cause of an ex? I think those are the last 2 words any guy would ever want to c or hear. *shudders*
grawrdinozzz 0
lol
ejjamael 5
I agree with him, reading that name made me grab my dick just to make sure it there.
al09cool 3
Well don't go downstairs :)
sweet_candy_ 17
Sounds like it was a joke but I would keep my distance if I were you.
LaurenLeung96 15
At least its not "The_Rapist_In_Your_Closet", "PedophilePlayer", "Chucky's.Apprentice", or "vsbwiewb_UP_THE_BUMMMM_ bvkwugvew" ?
clewie 8
Gain weight. A lot of weight.
sweet_candy_ 17
Uhh why ? what if he is a chubby chaser?
clewie 8
Then he probably wouldnt need to be a rapist.
byteolu 0
Duh!!
youal12345 1
off topic... but has anyone else noticed how many attractive girls there are on fml....... it just blows my mind haha
fastbunny 0
Have u ever noticed ho many nice guys are on FML
iamimmortal 1
LOL SO TRUE Every chick is so hot!
a_nutritionist 10
i cant tell if this an fml or ydi. if you have a sense of humour, ydi. if not, you dont deserve such entertaining neighbours.
RomanBeauty 0
Hide to kids!!!! Hide yo wife!!!!