Miscellaneous Record breakers

Record breakers

DamnDominoes - 10/06/2009 11:39 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I had just a few dominoes left to complete the whole project that I've been working on for about three weeks. I pressed record on my video camera, flicked the first domino, and watched with pride. When it finished, I realized I hadn't actually pressed record. FML

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red button - 11/02/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, my entire family sat down in the living room to watch the video I recorded of my sister's graduation from college. I never pressed record. FML

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dream1334 - 02/06/2012 23:28 - United States - East Rockaway

Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML

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extraflavour - 23/12/2009 20:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

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SADlilAZN - 17/02/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML

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Name the artist!

Anonymous - 19/10/2025 12:00

Today, at a concert, I tried to film my favorite song for Instagram. I sang along dramatically, screamed the chorus, and danced like no one was watching. When I rewatched the video later, I realized I had my phone camera flipped, recording my sweaty, overexcited face the entire time. FML

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Modern art

Anonymous - 04/12/2024 09:00 - Canada

Today, I set up my phone to take a time-lapse video of the sunset. When I checked the footage later, all I saw was me running back and forth because I’d forgotten my keys and wallet multiple times. FML

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Anonymous - 06/04/2013 21:39 - United States - Arcata

Today, I interviewed three elderly residents at a nursing home, hoping to use the transcript for a very important paper due next week. It went great, so I wrapped up and drove home. I sat down to start typing, and realized that my recording had stopped ten minutes in. FML

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Masterchef

Anonymous - 21/08/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I was trying out a new pizza recipe that I saw online. I made the dough, spread the sauce, and added my toppings. As I was about to put it in the oven, I realized I'd forgotten to preheat it. No big deal, or so I thought. I then knocked the entire fucking uncooked pizza face-first onto the kitchen floor. The dog ate better than I did tonight. FML

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paige - 27/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML

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sleepy momma - 02/06/2013 06:06 - United States - Altoona

Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML

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Armin_fml 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 16:18

but you'll probably never forget it :)

AdamGD 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 16:28

That would be SO awesome to see! I have always wanted to do something like that, but i have shaky hands and attention defficent disorder. So i wouldn't last a day. You are my hero dude! Try again! Don't let this stop you! You have serious commitment, patience, and perseverance. I wish i was more like you

lil_boo 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 4:39

wow, what a life you have that you spend three weeks playing with dominoes :( so sad

asb1234561 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 6:01

Liar

jordan95_fml 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 6:14

Dumb ASS! That's all I have to say

fullcarbon54 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 8:04

He doesn't lack a life just because he spent a while on an artwork! How could anyone say that?! Anyway I mean domino patterns are frickin awesome. I am reminded of the part in v for vendetta where he builds and demolishes that pimpin domino structure while I think the detective was explaining the story behind the bio attacks. That was one of if not the best scene in my opinion. Anyway to the op fyl I guess but be a little more careful next time you spend so much time on something like that.

reed20 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 8:13

Ughh. That's like the worst.

cutebutpsycho 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 9:37

So, approximately how much time did you waste doing something that was not even interesting? I mean, I understand that it sucks to work meticulously on something and then just crash and burn like that, but seriously. YDI for being THIS interested in something as boring as DOMINOES. I've never found them to be interesting at all. But, I guess, to each their own. Try again and send me a picture or something. Or even better, post the video. Just don't tell me stories about DOMINO failure.