Today, I had just a few dominoes left to complete the whole project that I've been working on for about three weeks. I pressed record on my video camera, flicked the first domino, and watched with pride. When it finished, I realized I hadn't actually pressed record. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my entire family sat down in the living room to watch the video I recorded of my sister's graduation from college. I never pressed record. FML
Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML
Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML
Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML
Today, at a concert, I tried to film my favorite song for Instagram. I sang along dramatically, screamed the chorus, and danced like no one was watching. When I rewatched the video later, I realized I had my phone camera flipped, recording my sweaty, overexcited face the entire time. FML
Today, I set up my phone to take a time-lapse video of the sunset. When I checked the footage later, all I saw was me running back and forth because I’d forgotten my keys and wallet multiple times. FML
Today, I interviewed three elderly residents at a nursing home, hoping to use the transcript for a very important paper due next week. It went great, so I wrapped up and drove home. I sat down to start typing, and realized that my recording had stopped ten minutes in. FML
Today, I was trying out a new pizza recipe that I saw online. I made the dough, spread the sauce, and added my toppings. As I was about to put it in the oven, I realized I'd forgotten to preheat it. No big deal, or so I thought. I then knocked the entire fucking uncooked pizza face-first onto the kitchen floor. The dog ate better than I did tonight. FML
Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML
Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML
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Armin_fml 0
but you'll probably never forget it :)
AdamGD 0
That would be SO awesome to see! I have always wanted to do something like that, but i have shaky hands and attention defficent disorder. So i wouldn't last a day. You are my hero dude! Try again! Don't let this stop you! You have serious commitment, patience, and perseverance. I wish i was more like you
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Comments (160)
JiggstheMan 0
Oh no! Sucks for you (;
moron_fml 0
hahaha, this kind of crap happens to me all the time. sorry man.
gottabeandrew 1
I think that's totally all your fault, but everybody's clearly thought 'yup, been there and done something similar before!' and voted 'your life is f***ed'. :P
eliz3 0
You seem to have a ridiculous amount of time on your hands so why not just do it again... or on the other hand, maybe you ought to go outside or something.
KAMELOT_fml 0
sorry. shit happens. but definetly YDI.
wrestling49 0
GET A ******* LIFE U ASSHOLE
random_thought 0
FML. i spent three weeks making a dominoes project.
SergioFML 0
I landed my first backslide 360 kickflip off an 7 stair after about a million tries and the only time I land it. my friend didn't record. >.< I hate it, I feel your pain :(
Intelligence 0
Today, I realised that I don't have a life. I've spent so much time with dominoes that I've actually come up to the point of making an FML about me failing to record them falling. FML
blasticks 0
if you had 3 weeks to make a dominoe projects, something tells me you have enough time to do it again.. that or your just procrastinating stuff