Today, at work, the chest freezer was accidentally turned off. I work at a vet and the freezer is our morgue. It got opened before anyone realized the contents had thawed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my lunch to work and put it in the office fridge. At noon, I opened the fridge and couldn't find it anywhere. I checked every shelf twice before realizing I'd put it in the freezer section by mistake. My sandwich was completely frozen. FML
Today, I discovered that my freezer had died when I saw the contents oozing out the bottom. The now-full trash can won't be picked up for another 6 days, and the high temperatures are supposed to be in the 100s all week. FML
Today, my wife was painting in the garage when she unplugged a random plug to charge her stupid, smelly vape without thinking about what it was she was unplugging. It was the large chest freezer. About £500 in meat and the entire bottom tier of our wedding cake defrosted and ruined. FML
Today, while washing the dishes at work I was told to go put some things into the big freezer at the back of the store. While doing so, the door closed behind me, so naturally I pushed it, only to have my wet hands freeze to the door. I yelled to my manager for 10 minutes before help came. FML
Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML
Today, while making lunch, I passed out. After waking up in the hospital, my brother yelled at me for leaving the freezer open. FML
Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML
Today, I got shut in the walk-in freezer at work. I started banging on the door. My boss wouldn't come and open it because she didn't "play games". She thought I was kidding. FML
Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML
Today, in a fit of jealousy, my 10 year-old unplugged my freezer and lifted the lid before bed. It’s over 80°F in my garage. Now, my entire supply of breast milk is destroyed. Not only do I not have enough stored to feed my own baby, I was also donating to local hospitals. FML
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ThatIsSoFetch 7
I can't even imagine the horror that poor person experienced as soon as they opened that freezer. Gag.
gatorclay97 28
Dear god...
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Comments (15)
GhostFox 34
Oh, sweet Orion. I hope you didn't get tapped for clean up duty. Maybe you should bring up putting the freezer on a different electrical system, one attached to a generator. That way it can't get turned off and if the power goes down, you'll have the option to use the generator. Just the idea of that makes my skin crawl. I can't even think of where to bring humor into this.
monyluv1 13
Oh my god OP. I just threw up in my mouth, a little bit. My mom worked at a vet clinic for years and she always hated that freezer morgue. She always wanted to bury them properly (hard core Catholic) - the ones that no one would claim. Never understood why you wouldn't want to take your pet home to bury. Even if you don't have a large backyard, you could always drive a little bit to a wooded area.
Cyza Tejano 7
Ewww
Blizz18 14
Mmm just in time for dinner!