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Rash beard

By Rashbeard - 05/01/2020 01:00

Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML

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I thought this FML was about eating at a restaurant.

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Who uses lube for that? That’s what saliva is for.

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Monday 14 February 2022 19:58

Who the hell uses lube for oral sex???

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