Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
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Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, a cute guy complimented me on my legs. I, being the awkward person that I am, panicked and replied, "Thanks, I grew them myself." FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML
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cuz803 46
She has no sole for that rude comment!
GeneralMotors 23
Maybe she was referring to a nice and soft foot? It could be taken as a compliment or as a sign of the child just not being able to communicate properly
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Comments (23)
Kqzza 13
Maybe she has a foot fetish.
jlmsz 5
Sarah Jessica Parker???
jcash52426 5
Do you smell like a foot also?
slothstronaught 11
You know what they say, " out of the mouth of babes".
Tayleena97 11
Kids have no filter, I had one of the kids at my job say to my co-worker that she looked like a fat peach!
wasteof_space_ 0
this is kinda cute tbh?
wasteof_space_ 0
this is kinda cute tbh?
CrazyJolteon 0
WELP I've learned little girls don't lie, so take care of yourself
mashynz 12
a foot is a leg end....so you're a legend...its a compliment