Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML
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Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, after a night of vomiting and diarrhea, my family forced me to our beach house for the night. I packed my bag and my mum said she put my bag in the car. We get there where we realize she forgot to put my bag in the car. Not a big deal I thought. Five minutes later I shat and vomited myself. FML
Today, I drove my mom home from the salon because she was feeling sick. I'm not the best driver, but I was excited that I was helping. Everything was going smoothly until I hit a bump in the road. My mom blew chunks all over. I found out very quickly that she had spicy chicken for lunch. FML
Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML
Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mum. She had a few too many drinks the night before. As soon as we got into the mall, she puked. She walked around the mall with me, blowing chunks into a plastic bag. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
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EPICApathy 0
Next time, learn to step out of the car and puke on her seat while you wait on the bench out side. then she learn.
MadaZer0 8
The though of just opening the door didn't come to you... Why exactly?
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Comments (122)
sgaske 3
YDI for being too stupid to open the door and puke outside.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Oh God OP I know the feeling... I was once ill at school (I puked into my hand literally as the bell rang at the end of class and managed to keep it in my mouth as I ran to the toilets, it was horrible) and my stepdad came to pick me up. My school was ten to fifteen minutes away from my house by car but he took a detour to a DIY store to pick some stuff up, taking up an hour into town and I had to sit in the car for half an hour while fearing I would be sick again. Thankfully I didn't, but I was in so much pain. You have my full sympathy OP. :(
openbook 3
For everyone saying open the door, have you considered them being too weak to get out in time? Some people don't react that well when they're under the weather so maybe they tried but couldn't make it out. Plus I hope the mom cleans everything. She deserves it for going to the fricken DMV of all places with a sick child -____-
cwl727 33
Why didn't you get out and puke?
elizacandle 29
FYL but YDI because you could have opened the door .
lithiumassassin 10
Um why didn't you open the door and puke outside?
coldasfire 23
Because opening the door is too mainstream
Kurliez408 32
Oh that sucks :/ my mom always found what she needed to do while I was sick in the car.
fantasyworld 39
The door could have been locked and you don't always know when you're going to throw up. OP's mom shouldn't have taken a detour.
lucasj2345 7
why wouldn't you open the door and puke?