Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML
Today, it was my first day going to work with new hours where I'm in the office alone for an hour. I managed to lock myself out without my jacket, my phone, and my keys. It was raining. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I stepped outdoors for a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake my 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML
Today, I got caught in the rain without an umbrella. I arrived at work looking like a wet rat, and my boss sent me home to change. I forgot my keys at work and ended up locked out of my apartment in the rain. I can't seem to catch a break. FML
Today, I was leaving a cafe with some of my friends. I had to sit in the back of the car by myself. I opened the door when I saw an old woman needing help getting to her car because it was raining. I shut the door and went to help. My friends thought I had gotten in. I was left in the rain with no phone. FML
Today, I was walking home from school and my stupid brother who comes earlier then me locked the storm door. I ended up trying every other door for 3 hours in below freezing temperature. I was numb everywhere. I rang the bell and my brother opened it. He was home the whole time. FML
Today, I walked twenty minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
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Top comments
Anaxes 5
You ran around on your balcony? How frigging big is it?
Jessi2487 0
dont complain now, you got what u wanted.
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Comments (62)
beeffyboy 0
lucky. I need it to rain for my art class
Garay 0
that's when you SHOULD go to neighbors house.
ndvorsky 4
you do know what a balcony is, right?
FLCL4711Fox 0
I can see it now you run outside "I'm singing in the rain just singing in the rain!" *door slams shut* you look all sad and depressed as you get soaked and your old neighbor who was a vietnam vet looks over and says "******". then he walks inside his house laughing. now let's turn that idea into a sitcom and pitch it to ABC. it's better than 90% ofthe crap they run anyway.
Jiujitsu77 0
talk about a way to kill your mood....LOL
KidLightning 2
Stop complaining, assmunch. Rain is amazing. If you're too stubborn and idiotic to see this, you deserve to be stuck in the rain for two hours. Maybe you should have thought about that before being a selfish bitch.
ColVirNic 0
you guys it hasn't rained in like 130 days... cut her some slack...
GoodLookingGeese 10
I like people that feel good with their life, it's great that you know how to enjoy those little small things in your life that make you happy. Rain is one of them - I totally understand you.
ArielTheMermaid 17
Where did the handle go? O_O
catsclaw97 0
Haha next time get a door prop
Zero_TAlent_ 23
Reason #19 for why should never leave the house.