Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I looked outside with a grimace at the very heavy rainfall through which I had to trudge a long way. I waited ten minutes for it to let up, only to find it was getting heavier. So, I started walking anyway. After getting soaked to the bone, I walked through my door, and it stopped. FML
Today, it was my first day going to work with new hours where I'm in the office alone for an hour. I managed to lock myself out without my jacket, my phone, and my keys. It was raining. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I stepped outdoors for a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake my 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML
Today, I got caught in the rain without an umbrella. I arrived at work looking like a wet rat, and my boss sent me home to change. I forgot my keys at work and ended up locked out of my apartment in the rain. I can't seem to catch a break. FML
Today, I was leaving a cafe with some of my friends. I had to sit in the back of the car by myself. I opened the door when I saw an old woman needing help getting to her car because it was raining. I shut the door and went to help. My friends thought I had gotten in. I was left in the rain with no phone. FML
Today, I was walking home from school and my stupid brother who comes earlier then me locked the storm door. I ended up trying every other door for 3 hours in below freezing temperature. I was numb everywhere. I rang the bell and my brother opened it. He was home the whole time. FML
Today, I walked twenty minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
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Top comments
Anaxes 5
You ran around on your balcony? How frigging big is it?
Jessi2487 0
dont complain now, you got what u wanted.
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Comments (62)
pingpongz 1
wow that's stupid
mrahhhhh 21
Poor OP doesn't have access to a locksmith, duplicate key, neighbor to entrust with a duplicate key, landlord, manager, screwdriver, plastic card, brick, foot, fist wrapped in cloth, the ability to reason like a ten year old, or a friend to give him ideas.
bailes_o_hay 0
if there's no handle I doubt a plastic card or key would help, and who keeps screwdrivers and bricks on their balcony?
vinylcat 0
indeed
Charles666 0
that sucks
hahaalolz 0
so does ur body
77taylah33 0
hahah lol funny and so freaking true=)
wtfsnickers 1
what were u wearing is the question
mightymart 5
you " run around" outside when it rains...? how old are you exactly?!
77taylah33 0
it doesnt matter how old she is,, if likes to do it then she likes to do it.
emmanizzer 6
I like to run around in the rain. Doesn't happen here in the desert much.
acetheone 8
Think you wanted to fu(k around in the rain, and you got it :) now say thank you.lOl. :p
BadKitty13 28
Were You Naked ????? LOLOLOLOL !
buuuulshit 0
are you lookin for hate comments or something...
reddwarf_fml 0
what 14 said. .... and a door without a handle/knob...... why?
morella_xx 29
Where did the door handle go?
biass 0
locked out of your house? there's an app for that! (jp jp don't kill me forum or origional "app for that" girl)