Today, I found out why my wife has been upset with me for the last week. She told me this morning that I did something to upset her on our date night last Friday, she won't tell me what, and she said she'll leave me if I do it again. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if maybe she wanted to actually leave the house for date night. All I got was, “Why? We have takeaway menus.” When I insisted we leave the house for once, she got suspicious, like I was trying to hide something bad. She’s not talking to me until I admit what I did. FML
Today, once again, my partner is screaming at me for something that I have done and, as usual, she won't tell what it was, only that, "You know what you did," and, as usual, I have no idea. FML
Today, my wife is upset at me for having to remind her of her responsibilities. She dropped the ball several times in the past, and she hates that I remind her to prepare for upcoming deadlines. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
Today, our kids left for the weekend so that my wife and I could have some much-needed alone time. We've been fighting a lot recently and really need some time to have fun together. Now it turns out that she doesn't want to be around me because of the fighting. FML
Today, my wife screamed and threatened to leave me… again. She does this about once a year, in response to an argument that she feels frustrated by. We have three amazing children and we're mostly happy in between these outbursts. Today she did it in front of our 6 year-old, who is now crying about our family. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
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Sparx1_1 16
There aren't very many things you can to to earn a week of anger and a threat like that - and they'd all be super obvious. At this point, her behaviour is a bigger issue than anything you might have done. A week of anger is way too angry. Claiming that it's worth leaving you over, but not worth actually telling you what it is, is just messed up? That's a pretty abusive way to treat someone.
mathdu73 8
If she can leave you for a reason she doesn't even want to explain, maybe she simply doesn't love you anymore, or not enough for her to care... Or she's simply trying to find a reason to leave you, and either way, she's acting like a child, sorry for you man.
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Comments (35)
Soverain 15
For ****'s sake. Why do so many women pull these BS mind games? Is it really too difficult to be an adult and talk things out? Passive aggressive behavior never helps in relationships.
sparkledoge 29
Try to carefully and subtly remind her that communication is essential in a relationship ?
ChildishPerson 13
I'm really sorry but your wife sounds immature. Or at least what she's doing is immature. The most important part in a relationship is communication and of course understanding. Refusing to tell you why she's so angry with you and expecting you to just somehow find out is pretty immature isn't it?
Wishe 17
I absolutely hate women who do this.
duchessinky 11
That is emotional manipulation AT BEST. It sounds like she's either a) already made up her mind to leave and is looking for an excuse or b) attempting to manipulate you into walking on eggshells forever. Y'all need a marriage therapist who can help her figure out a better way to communicate. If she's not willing to do that, then she's just...well, I don't know what she is, but it's not good.
creditless 14
u know what u did, even if u don't know what IT is... don't let IT happen again = female logic
Sparx1_1 16
that's emotional abuser logic and men do that as often as women.
intreker05 5
RUN! But no, in all seriousness, consider meeting with a lawyer and a therapist. The lawyer because, it sounds like she's gearing up to leave you and turn herself into the victim and you need to protect your assets and a therapist because, if you do want to save your relationship, you're going to need it. See if she'll agree to couples counseling. If not, go by yourself to help you through the process. Good luck!
cherokee5975 2
Tell that bitch to hit the road!
fantasyworld 39
That stuff annoys me. Communicate with each other! People aren't mind readers.
waleedma 18
And the mystery of understanding women continues! Good luck!!