Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, my hand hit his shoulder and I dropped my phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, my dad was staring at us from outside. He still appears to think I was giving him head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
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Laxloverr24 0
at least your father and he get along.
Cowless 0
Or she/her family can't afford to buy her a car. Or her boyfriend picked her up so she didn't have her car. Or they walked there after school. Or it was just more fuel efficient for her dad/mom to drop her off on their way to someplace else and then have the dad pick her up on his way home/to run errands. Plenty more reasons for her to be picked up by her dad that do not suggest she's less than sixteen.
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Comments (108)
Puls3ofth3maggot 0
anyone else notice that there's 69 pages in intamacy?
zinc890 0
epic.
brownlace 0
Wow he clearly has no respect for you.
jbomber95 4
maybe he just turned his head waves n he dad can't see anything m he keeps on doing his business
mama2b3 20
lol fyl? that's just funny
staciieee_x3 0
LMAOAOAO!! Winrar. lulz
jennagurl39 0
what did the dad do afterrrr?????
ttrriisshhaa 2
You know there are real world issues out there so much bigger and all you can post is about your dumb sex life that no one cares about and want to hear jeeze grow up
kgirl001497 0
this site is to be funny, not friggen politically correct
speedgay 0
Who takes the time to wave at their girlfriends dad while getting laid? Seriously dude.
juliabrookss 0
at least he's nice c: