Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
Today, I went to my class as usual. I've had my eyes on one guy for a year now. A new girl came in and he was talking about her with his friends when my friend suggested me instead of her. He took a glance at me before turning back into the conversation making the same face I did when I saw a disintegrated frog that'd been run over. FML
Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML
Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML
Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
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crazy_cat_lady 0
I said you deserved it, but that's because you were willing to laugh at the poor girl he insulted until you found out that girl was YOU.
TheKitsune 0
Why is it only funny if he wasn't talking about you? YDI for being a sheep anyway. Twitter sucks.
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Comments (75)
ViCT0RiA_fml 0
ouch. : that stinks...
alex_vik 1
YDI for caring about Twitter.
btchh 0
omfg this is hilarious = straight to my faves
canucksrule88 0
its called plastic surgery get some :)
cyurihsung 0
Stop with all the 'twitter sucks' comments. Face it; people like Twitter and Facebook and iPhones and shit. You don't have to like it, but don't bash it just because it's popular.
longboat 0
I'm sure your face isn't that horrible to look at, but if it is then your life is basically hopeless from now on.
Vitamin_C 0
The guy's tweet was funny, it doesn't make her a bitch because she was amused! Don't act like none of you would laugh at a mean joke because you're so sweet and caring and simply couldn't fathom mocking anyone. FYL, OP
twiggly 0
If you're not publicly embarrassed with remarks, stand up and tell everyone what an ass he is. That instead of being a nice guy and keeping his mouth shut, he makes a remark about you behind your back that was potentially hurtful. "If you don't think I'm pretty, shut the @#$% about it and find someone else to look at it."
plexico 4
You must have nice hair, or a nice ass, or a nice, hairy ass.
sacredpoppy 0
Not up to your usual standards, plexico. You okay?
justjayit 0
Print a mini screencap of it and slap it on his desk with a mean glare before turning around.