Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Surrey, Canada
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Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house with several boxes of her stuff, expecting to move in. FML
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Seabass_Chan 33
Run fast, run far.
Halpak 16
I'm going to guess that there won't be a third date.
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CliffyB03 28
She's been playing too much sims
derangedplanet 23
get a restraining order.
randomguy76 14
It's ok OP, relax and treat yourself to the wedding cake this girl probably has already bought for you and is keeping in her fridge.
Vlen_fml 20
don't you mean his fridge? she's moving in.
wickedhyype 17
0-100
leogachi 15
Real quick.
never_three 21
She took the crazy train right off the bridge
daddysgirl243 21
she's a keeper
The_Big_Boss 20
2 dates? What took so long?
amsterdamgirl 20
You know.. The first thing to come to me is OMFG RUN AWAY. But the only two real relationships I had the duds actually moved in within three weeks...
amsterdamgirl 20
duds =dudes , but they turned our to be duds
mswhatever 18
Probably because no real man would consider moving in after only 3 weeks.
MandieL 27
Not that this would be a common thing, or something I would suggest, but I know a couple that got engaged after a week and have been married for 17 years now, they have 5 kids, and are going strong. I myself moved in with my now husband after 2 months, we have been together for 14 years now, have a brand new baby girl, and are going strong. So fast movers may be unusual, but successful ones are not unheard of. OP sounds like he's not as far into this relationship as the girl thinks she is though, and she sounds a little needy, so I'd say fyl OP.
LadyLuck93 20
Oh joy, she sounds like a stalker. Dude run.
THEDUDE1553566 24
Some people don't get how relationships work lol
Redgy22 26
HOW does anyone deserve this???