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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Surrey, Canada

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Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house with several boxes of her stuff, expecting to move in. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Run fast, run far.

I'm going to guess that there won't be a third date.

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Bigfabthetruth52 22

It may be time to cut that shit off. Or maybe there could be productive conversation about her moving to damn fast. Hope it works out for you.

U got me falling out of my chair

haha sounds like a lesbian relationship lol

Should've shown her to the guest room, the refrigerator box in the alley

I'm going to quote the Doctor and tell you exactly what to do: Run.

Stage five clinger!

Yea I'm sure there's more to this than OP is letting on. Let's not jump to she's crazy before we know why she thought it was ok

That escalated quickly

Lock all your doors and windows and hide out watching Netflix till she leaves.

Op it sounds like she is ready to use you