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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Surrey, Canada

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Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house with several boxes of her stuff, expecting to move in. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Run fast, run far.

I'm going to guess that there won't be a third date.

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I moved in with my husband after two months (when he asked me if I wanted to) and thought that was quick... But 2 dates, and unexpectedly showing up with her stuff? Wow..

finalyearsofhate 22

I'm kinda concerned with how she knows where you live after only 2 dates. Sounds like you've got a stalker.

Get rid of her crazy ass

those 2 dates must have been amazing

She's a keeper. The wedding ring will soon follow. Better do the gump.

Bitches be crazy

Don't leave your keys unattended around her!

How many promises you made in those two dates? Just kidding she is crazy

FalloutScrolls 25

I'd set my tazer to stun for that Klingon...