Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Surrey, Canada
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Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house with several boxes of her stuff, expecting to move in. FML
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Seabass_Chan 33
Run fast, run far.
Halpak 16
I'm going to guess that there won't be a third date.
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shinymaster3000 23
Please send a follow up. I'm interested in finding it how this went.
dirtbikeguy 14
that's hilarious but I feel worse for her as it seems like a pretty big let down is coming.
Mourningside 6
error 404: Relationship not found.
Morticia71x 4
Where did you meet her? At AA?
griefninja 1
tell her that the two of you have to share a bed cuz you dont have any extra lol
halfawannabe 14
Dude, move before you find her skinning you in your sleep.
LizzReptile 10
I am with everyone who says RUN
BloodyGlass 10
Did you get rid of her, or did you have to call the cops on this nutjob?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I hear the other side of the world is nice. You should consider heading over there. And change your name while you're at it.
OzzieAnna 2
did yiu tell her you owned your own place? that may have been it. RUN. she either has sized off half your assets already or is deranged level control freak that will punish you for breathing the wrong way.