Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, I took my daughter to the library instead of the pool. I sat her on the counter and, while I reached for my library card, she turned to the librarian and said, "We didn't go to the pool today because Mum has hairy legs." FML
Today, I was in a grocery store when a little boy ran up out of nowhere, hugged my leg, then said, “Mommy!” I looked down and said, “Hey there, kiddo!” Right then, his actual mom walked up and gave me a look that seemed like it could set me on fire. The kid then looked up at me and said, “You’re prettier than my real mom.” FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML
Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML
Today, at preschool, I got to meet the mother of my daughter's best friend. She complimented mine's grades, and noted her quirkiness. I complimented her's for being congenial and being well-rounded. Later, my daughter said they are no longer besties because her mom said I called her daughter fat. FML
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maxson_fml 0
Don't worry about it. Some kids just have people that they like to see. Maybe your librarian's really nice and so she's your daughter's favorite person. Either way, FYL
Claire_bear 0
aw. This happened when my sister was little. She went up to our mom and said "look mom I love you but I love mrs moony more". (her preschool teacher) But don't stress my sister forgot all about it. I'm sure your daughter will too
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cj_gurl 0
I'm sorry. I know that's hurtful. There are more hurtful things coming as she gets older. Here's hoping she grows up enough to realize it and feel sorry about it. For now, she's very young and not aware of how mean it is to say those things. I'm sure you're a wonderful mother.
TheAntiComment 0
ydi for being a bad parent
DizzyDemon0 9
Remember that she will NEVER love you as much as you love her..not ever. If all goes well...you have many more years of tears and laughter with this child. May it all go well.
Boob_fml 6
lmao that's messed up. Little kids do strange things...
tiltwrestler 0
OMFG. Please, for the worlds sake, do the following: 1) Tell your daughter you love her and bring her home. 2) Drive out alone, to the country. 3) Dig a hole. 4) Crawl into it. 5) Die, thus ridding the world of your presence. Thanks! =)
DaemonDoC 0
parenting phail? anyway, epic FYL:( that sux
gabomartinez 0
you daughter loves you...but she doesnt know it yet...YDI anyway
FML_onceinawhile 0
happens to me on a daily basis
rgje 0
wow. do u suck? or i sthis a big mouth kid porb
dammn 0
thats horrible but shes just a kid