Today, I wore a cute new striped shirt to work. One of my co-workers said to me, "I like your shirt. Most fat people don't look good in horizontals." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML
Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML
Today, after weeks of everyone at work avoiding me, I finally asked my coworker what was up. She informed me, “You’re 350lbs and try to dress like an office siren, it’s pathetic to look at.” FML
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ohgeez 0
Yeah I agree, if that was at work, report that shit.
Speech_fml 0
#6 I'm 5'9'' and weigh 140lbs. The STRIPED shirt I'm wearing right now doesn't make me look anything like a baby hippo. Perhaps you should have qualified your statement somewhat?!
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Comments (34)
NeonBubblez 6
Tell the bitch she's just jealous because she's like a ******* piece of paper, and you've got sexy curves,...like most woman should have.( No **** )
Beanzie 0
#3 Asshole.
salsera13 7
Well they don't. Take the compliment, fatass. Then lose the weight so no one can say that to you.
salsera13 7
Um hate to break it to you but the only reason you're saying any of this is because you're fat and trying to make yourself feel better.
lissa123 2
Seems most of the people who have commented are shallow twats. Get over yourselves.
munkeebutt 0
Do u mean striped?
ChloeC926 9
Finally someone else in this world that can judge ppl on personality not looks. Why dont ppl just be happy that other ppl r happy the way they are?
ChloeC926 9
Im sorry! :( but wateva u do DONT loose weight cuz someone told u!!!! If u want to loose weight go ahead, but NEVER give in to someone and change the way u are! Ppl try to knock u down but dont give up cuz ur gr8 the way u are!!! It doesnt matter wat other ppl think of u it only matters what u think of urself!
Timmeh94 0
You spelled striped wrong
abc_1_2_3 12
Well... at least you look good with stripes :) I'm not even that fat (120 lbs) and I look terrible with stripes xD