Today, I wore a cute new striped shirt to work. One of my co-workers said to me, "I like your shirt. Most fat people don't look good in horizontals." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when I arrived at work, I was greeted by my gorgeous coworker telling me my red shirt looked awesome on me. Before I could compliment her, she added that the color was fitting perfectly with my acne. I heard a couple of giggles around me. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, I wore a new shirt I was really pleased to have bought. As soon as I put it on, I noticed it was a bit tight, but I thought it would stretch out. By the end of the day, I looked like I was wearing a sausage casing. My coworkers couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML
Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML
Today, after weeks of everyone at work avoiding me, I finally asked my coworker what was up. She informed me, “You’re 350lbs and try to dress like an office siren, it’s pathetic to look at.” FML
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ohgeez 0
Yeah I agree, if that was at work, report that shit.
Speech_fml 0
#6 I'm 5'9'' and weigh 140lbs. The STRIPED shirt I'm wearing right now doesn't make me look anything like a baby hippo. Perhaps you should have qualified your statement somewhat?!
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Comments (34)
Fentown_fml 4
What a jerk!
MexRomeo 0
but she's right most fat ppl don't look good in them
EmOsQuAnDa 0
ftw
DiscountDJ25 0
#9, you just summed up my entire thoughts on the media liking skinny, sexy assholes rather than chubby people with good personalities/traits. You get the stamp of my approval! "[Inspected by number 25]" Use it wisely!
DiscountDJ25 0
Dude, just because people aren't anorexic dosen't mean their bones won't show through. My freind eats tons of food all the time, and you can still see his ribs through his skin. L2Analysis, L2Analysis.
uluvmyexistence 0
u spelled striped wrong fat moron
madisonpwnsyou 4
Don't be so grumpy, Eyore.
sheehan35 2
yeah and like half the commenters are too
smartalek 2
im skinny. people say im anorexic. its no better then being called fat. I am how humans are supposed to look. fatness is unhealthy. too skinny is unhealthy. there is a happy medium.
smartalek 2
there's more people dying from obesity. its the number 1 cause of preventable deaths, dumbass.
smartalek 2
vertical stripes areslimming, horizontal ones add width.
katie72 6
most stupid people don't know how to spell striped xD