Today, I went in for my second day working at my internship. My bosses greeted me and told me we were going to have a meeting. The meeting was about the drunk voicemails I left them on Saturday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to a voicemail from my manager saying I had the day off. Excited, I made plans with my friends. A few minutes ago I got a call from my other manager yelling at me for not showing up, and the original manager revealed he had me confused with another girl. FML
Today, I arrived at my internship at 7 am after three hours of sleep with a massive hangover. When I got there, my boss told me he had made a mistake and I was meant to come in next week. He then said, "Well, now that you're here, you might as well get some work done. Come in next week as well." FML
Today, at work, my phone rang. My intern answered it and told me it was a coworker who'd just left. I picked up and said "What's up bitch? What are you going to complain about now?!" It was actually my boss. FML
Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, my boss rang me for the 5th time on my day off. Frustrated I pushed 'ignore' and yelled a string of obscenities at my phone. Turns out I pushed 'talk'. FML
Today, I was talking to my new boss while on speakerphone. Then, my sister yelled for me, asking me to check whether she had a yeast infection or not. FML
Today, I unknowingly left a five minute-long voicemail on my boss’s phone, at 3 a.m., while out drinking with friends. I have no idea what we were talking about at that time, but I know I don’t want my boss to have a candid recording of it. FML
Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
Today, on my first day of a new factory job, I discovered that my new boss had lied to me about my hours. I found this out when my coworkers burst out laughing when I mentioned having the weekends off, and talking about my recreational plans. FML
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Top comments
Amkii 0
I love it!
joojoo_fml 0
a coworker of mine did the same. boss man was totally cool about it and laughing.
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Comments (30)
lolzC 0
why on earth would you drunk dial your work??????? thats what ex's and booty calls are for. take notes
abcde_fml_fml 0
hahahah noooooooooo!
asdf2255 0
haha glad to see I'm not the only one lol thank you
Golden_fml 1
Well, if they did that, it doesn't seem like they're pissed at you, they just think it's hilarious. They'll definitely remember you now! Hahah.
sexygirl123 0
hahahaha lmao this is hilarious!
jbel08 0
hahaha story of my life
angelangle 0
This is funny
Laxguitar37 0
That's your own fault dillhole??!
soccerballs 0
ur stupid for callin him
angel55033 12
wow you're a moron I hope you learned your lesson