Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML
Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML
Today, a woman screamed at me for five minutes, demanding to know how long I'd been having an affair with her husband. I explained for the second time that she'd dialed a wrong number. FML
Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML
Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for several years gave me her number. Finally, I worked up the courage to call her. It was a suicide help line. FML
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML
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Top comments
Dukedj 0
Although we have all been there, you can't sit around moping about the fact that you don't talk to girls and they don't talk to you. If you like them so much, go ahead and find a girl that interests you and talk to them. You don't have to be looking for a relationship, just let her know that you are there and you can in fact talk.
bigdkeith 0
YDI... Talk to girls! They don't usually bite!
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Comments (108)
Kamazar 0
Should've said, "You've called the wrong number, but would you like to make it the RIGHT number?"
Zog21 0
L2 lower standards.... you have too much of a view of hot girls from the hours of **** you watch daily that that is what your ugly ass thinks the girl hes gonna get is gonna look like...... find a nice ugly chubby girl and you two can have a great life together with ugly offspring thus creating this situation for your children. But that is the cycle of life... I hope I have given you your enlightenment. HAVE A NICE DAY
Angi95 3
Wow your not a jerk at all.
cba_fml 0
that's rather unfortunate for you...do you not leave your house much or what?
clemsonfan92 0
ouch check out the www
SpliffyMcBlunt 0
You know girls like guys who have the balls to talk to them, you should try it sometime.
rakhil11 7
yes, 35 has it right.
ajack11 0
they probably don't talk to you because your sitting on the computer writing about dumb FMLs..
egasyarg 0
that sounds exactly like what happened to me to the point including that last "wtf"
BayArea 1
lol @ 19
Twixnumber2 0
bahahahaha:) that's kinda sad!! Not rlly an FML tho... LOL call me. *winky face* ;)