Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML
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Top comments
susieKiute 0
ouch! thats a mean burn!
AmbrosiaFan 19
Wow I'm so sorry. Have you gotten an explanation? You'd think after 5 1/2 years she'd shout YES.
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Comments (367)
Schazam 0
How was dinner?
bran_cantspell8 0
wow! omg ur life really does ******* suck!
KellieHatesYou 4
man thats got to suck!! unlucky
ceedelina 2
aw, im so sorrry :S
raithex 0
What a bitch. I'm so sorry she did that to you, especially when it was in front of your family and an entire restaurant. Seriously, that's messed up.
Peacemaker9 7
dude!!!!! if she didn't say yes then ouch!!!!!!!! big time ouch for u!!!!! what the family say??
TheFern 0
hahahahahahhahaha I would have loved to have witnesses this
gingersnapper 0
YDI for trying to peer-pressure her into marrying you.
lizzyslover 0
your life must suck but that made me happier cause my boyfriend won't talk to me and hasn't talked to me for 9 months
hb4227 0
lol 126 that's what I was thinking