Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him, he turns and says, "Not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got put on the Kiss cam at a baseball game. Instead of kissing me, he grabbed my boobs and got the biggest round of applause I have heard in my life. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML
Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, despite knowing that I hate being the center of attention (and think that public proposals are stupid anyway), my boyfriend popped the question at a crowded hockey game. I threw up all over him, with thousands of people watching. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
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Serial 2
the crowd should of started the "asshole" chant
rortiz 0
Next time he asks you to go somewhere or do something tell him - "not in this lifetime"
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Comments (273)
Josh_M5683 0
#13 tickets are way more than 25.00.........they were playing the Celtics today on a nationally televised game. It also doesn't make sense though I agree why he would take you if he didn't like you. Its not like you're his sister........definitely FYL
jmdogg88 0
oh well, at least the cavs won.
BigLord 0
******* idiot, these kind of FMLs make me RAGE
thombombb 0
I was there!!! LOL, that was you! Oh god, im sorry that was funny! That being said, you looked too good for him....always a silver lining!
Chaith 16
"Not in this lifetime," LOL. He has obviously been waiting since 1996 to pull that gem out. Sounds like a winner to me, if this sounded cool in his head. I would have at least kissed her forehead and tried to look happy. What an awkward guy.
Bucephalus 1
Take a moment to consider gender swapping this scenario and tell me how you'd feel about some dude kissing a girl's head who just rejected him after being pressured to kiss him.
nickilikeewoahh 0
Did the whole stad here him say that? I'm sure the crowd knows that you were just following tradition & that he was just being an ass. Sorry, guys suck! :)
rassannassar 0
hey, at least the cavs rocked the celtics
Ric3ball 0
-kicks guy's crotch-
usernamehere 0
EFF YOUR LIFE.
biolysis 0
Not in this lifetime? That means you have a chance in the next!