Today, I looked at my father's Facebook for the first time in a month to see a status saying, "Making wedding plans!" Really? When was he planning on telling his own daughter? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML
Today, my dad has gone to two different relatives’ weddings in two different states this month alone. I also found out about his big birthday celebration, his BBQ and his trip to Vegas. I saw it all on Facebook. I’ve not been invited to anything, and he never visits me. I live an hour away. FML
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding, and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my grandfather died via Facebook, because apparently both my father and my aunt think posting a status about it immediately rather than calling family is the thing to do. FML
Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
Today, my elderly dad learned how to use Facebook. He now spends most of his time messaging me about his meals, his bowel movements and his foot fungus. He's now learning how to use Skype. FML
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Top comments
me5 0
Well he's telling you via facebook. Welcome to the 21st century!
AA357 0
YDI for not putting a question mark.
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Comments (65)
X_Life_Sucks_X 0
Well obviously you don't talk to him much. So, he probably would have told you before the wedding.
begeru 0
How do you know that? And wouldn't just be a nice thing to do to tell your own daughter you're getting married?
PattisonDaStud 0
shutup bitch
shankapotamous15 3
i found out that my dad was getting re-married two days before the wedding. i was going to be in it.
zenti 2
So what, does he have to run all his decisions through you first?
melissa1983 0
YDI for having a shitty relationship with your father.
shankapotamous15 3
it's not her fault her relationship with her father isn't the greatest. i use to be really close with my dad...but now he won't even call me and gets all pissy every time i try to call him, being nice. she doesn't deserve it.
fylbabes 0
agree with #15... confront him.
performingyak 0
maybe he's planning to marry you off to someone... sorry. Yeah sucks if it's his own wedding, you should ask him about it.
yesikahh 0
I knooow how you feel. my dad the same thing. only he got married and never told me And I found out through myspace.
MongeekaScareYou 0
my dad did the same thing.. i know how you feel,..
whuwhuwhuttt 0
OMG mine did the same thing. I found out he was getting married when he told me to come over.. I showed up at his house and a few hours later he's like "i told you to come because im going to get married" and he got married like 5 minutes later. at his house. ??? weirdd lol i still don't understand it.