Today, I looked at my father's Facebook for the first time in a month to see a status saying, "Making wedding plans!" Really? When was he planning on telling his own daughter? FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML
Today, my dad has gone to two different relatives’ weddings in two different states this month alone. I also found out about his big birthday celebration, his BBQ and his trip to Vegas. I saw it all on Facebook. I’ve not been invited to anything, and he never visits me. I live an hour away. FML
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding, and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML
Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my grandfather died via Facebook, because apparently both my father and my aunt think posting a status about it immediately rather than calling family is the thing to do. FML
Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML
Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
Today, my elderly dad learned how to use Facebook. He now spends most of his time messaging me about his meals, his bowel movements and his foot fungus. He's now learning how to use Skype. FML
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Top comments
me5 0
Well he's telling you via facebook. Welcome to the 21st century!
AA357 0
YDI for not putting a question mark.
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Comments (65)
das_sherm69 0
is it possible that he is helping someone else plan their wedding? and simply phrased it poorly? just trying to voice possible alternate idea...
amberbby69 6
Even thought you found out on facebook, at least you found out before he actually did get married. lol
amberbby69 6
though*
mattyice12 0
wassup maa??
unluckyatlife83 0
You didn't happen to be in a Bath & Body Works in Orland Park IL on Friday night, did you? Because someone behind me in line had the same thing happen to them. (Yes, I was listening in.)
jaeilssanguh 0
OP seems to know what a question mark is, but forgets what it is about nine words later. Quite a short memory span you got there.
corme_fml 0
Who cares? Are you telling your dad everyone you date? He's got his own life and you've got yours.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
There is a difference between not telling someone who you are dating and getting married without telling your child. I mean no real parent would want to find out their child got married after the fact, it works the other way around to.
xxxsportygurlxxx 0
this is so unfortunate. xS sry dear.
sweetbiotch88 0
uhm, that sucks.
musicislife1995_fml 0
maybe he was waiting for a good time, although if he's planning already he can't care much. fyl
CarolinaDrama 0
Something like that happened to me once. I looked at his facebookpage, and suddenly I saw some girl in the 20s that he was "in a relationship" with, and she had my last name. They weren't married, had never met each other and she lived on the other side of the globe.
AndreaHatesYou1 0
When his own daughter learns that question marks go at the end of questions.