Today, I had an hour-long massage, meditated for while and was finally feeling good. Then I had to call an ambulance for my idiot father who had managed to get alcohol poisoning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML
Today, my father got drunk and became crazy. He just kept talking nonsense and swaying while walking. It seemed like he was going to vomit. I hate him being like this. FML
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
Today, I had to leave my ACT prep class ten minutes in to pick up my drunken father from his best friend's baby shower. I picked him up along with a bill for the damage. FML
Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML
Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML
Today, I drove 10 hours on a broken foot to get away, because my drunk dad decided to shove me to the ground multiple times, and now I have to get fusion surgery on my foot. I also found out he’s trying to get me arrested for burglary. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, my father got out of rehab for his alcoholism. This would be great if he hadn't started drinking the moment he got home. FML
Today, I was at my boss's house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4-foot cake before passing out. FML
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love_me_electric 20
Anyone who says OP is selfish has obviously never lived with someone who has alcoholism. It's extremely stressful, especially when they refuse to admit they have a problem and won't get help. And since OP is the one who had to call the ambulence I'm guessing she's also the one who usually ends up caring for his drunk ass when he's had a few too many. It's completely unfair for the father to put all that responsibility on his child, if anything I'd say he's the selfish one.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
So a man walks into a bar... ...his alcoholism is destroying his family.
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you_failed 15
That sucks! Just when you were finally having a good time. :|
HSMF 0
How does that make the father stupid? He was probably just having fun. Or he's an alcoholic in which case he should be drinking at all.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#13 If someone is drinking to the point of getting alcohol poisoning, that's where it's not fun anymore. You can still have fun while drinking without getting wasted.
DjeePee 25
There is a reason why alcohol is considered as a harddrug...
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
So a man walks into a bar... ...his alcoholism is destroying his family.
neondeath 0
BAHAHAHAHA FUNNIEST JOKE EVER...NO RELLY
bbergeron 0
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jamrho3708 0
some people use meditation others use alcohol... I'm assuming prior to the poisoning he felt pretty good to
mintcar 10
Wow, going too far with the drinking
ipod_fml 0
FFFAAAIIILLL!!!!
aback 5
You have your methods, he has his.
socalsd 0
that was his way of relaxing, by getting drunk
djrox11 0
hes a little past drunk at that point....
cdatribe23 0
#28 your picture made my day:D lmao
lovelyllama3 0
Because picking up the phone to save your dad is so agonizing after a massage. YDI for being so selfish.
pointless07 1
yeah cause the dad wasn't selfish... drinking to the point of alcohol poisoning and worrying family. /sarcasm
fiveonefiveoh 0
on the one hand, it's the dads fault. on the other, for real, she's a bitch. treating it as an inconvenience to her day.. that's sad
fatraptorjesus13 9
no idiots meditating= relaxing saving your dads life= not relaxing so all the comfort she payed for was gone so she wasted money.....and it is an inconvenience look up the definition of the word...plus only idiots drink to get drunk...
xspaniardx 3
First off she was already done with her massage. I don't think OP is bitching that her father interrupted her day it was that she had done all the meditation and relaxing that she needed so she could be stress free (probably because her dad is a drunk and she is fed up with it) and then he got alcohol poisoning so she feels stressed again, so she basically did all that for nothing because she is back to square one.
SirEBC 7
Hmmm. I think maybe you're reading just a little bit too far into it.
neondeath 0
um not relly Thad what I got out of it to
SirEBC 7
Ah, yes, THAD. Clearly you were referring to transient hepatic attenuation differences. I'm glad to see that I am not the only one interested in focal hepatic lesions and other various medical issues. If you're interested in discussing this further, I'm sure Doc could fill you in. OR if you want to take it a step further, you might be interested in contacting an oncologist. It really does excite me to see individuals so enthralled by the topic of medicine. The passion that you exhibit is truly admirable and inspiring.