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no one This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Dallas, United States

Pesky kids

Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year-old son does. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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zombicidal 11

And so does your house

TheAbdoKiller 2

I'm a habitual smoker myself. Something about sucking long and hard on phallic objects really steams my clam, you know what I mean? Is that just me?

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darthdeatheater 12

Take the repair money out of his college fund

Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

My dad was smoking at that age. He’s 43 now.

Taurus_ChicKa 37

I think a good beating is warranted in this situation.