Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, I went to the surprise birthday party of an ex I still love, though I'm the one who ended things. I walked in in time to see her screaming "Yes" to her kneeling boyfriend, her parents crying and applauding, and her brothers patting him on the back. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Today, my family surprised me for my birthday by showing up with a chocolate cake and my ex-boyfriend from back home. They all forgot I'm allergic to chocolate, that I broke up with him about a year ago, and that he’s been trying to win me back ever since. FML
Today, my family and friends threw a surprise birthday party for me, after I'd said multiple times that I didn't want one. I turned and left and now everybody is angry at me and calling me ungrateful and spoiled. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, I learned that the surprise party thrown for my girlfriend's 19th birthday was wonderful and she couldn't be happier. Except that I didn't show up. Apparently 40 people were invited but I wasn't one of them. We've been going out for three years. FML
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avoidthegirl 6
Good job, asshole.
Badgermx 0
well.. for how long did she plan the party? she may have done it to make you change your mind... or you just made one hell of a mistake
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Comments (108)
polico_wolf 0
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you (do do do do) I told the witch doctor I was in love with you (do do do do) And then the witch doctor he told me what to do he told me ooh ee ooh ah ah tin tan walawala bing bang ooh ee ooh ah ah tin tan walawala bang bang
AlicaKate 0
xD WIN.
holly_fly 34
You are my new favorite FML user XD
mezeek 1
what kind of douchefag are you? "Not being thoughtful enough"??
startafire 0
Take her back and make it up to her!
BikerMike 0
she just made you look like an ass in front of your family.
cassiie_fml 0
You're a stupid pathetic self absorbed ******. Oh and of course, I mean that in the nicest possible way. YDI, Asshole.
JustaAngel 6
You dumped her and she still threw a party for you when your family and friends were invited...You sir got pwned,lol
perdix 31
I'm telling you SURPRISE PARTIES SUCK! To make the surprise work, the girlfriend had to pretend to be thoughtless for the weeks leading up to his birthday. Her acting was all too convincing and she got her ass dumped. The concept may sound harmless enough, but it really is a secretive, behind-the-back conspiratorial plot involving lies, deception and misdirection. In reality, surprise parties are creepy, and whoever plots them deserves the blowback.
drkwlf 0
.. Just because she threw him a party doesn't exactly make her the most perfect girlfriend ever. She could still be very unthoughtful, and doing one thing isn't going to cover a relationship for years. It still probably wouldn't have worked out if he thought it in the first place. Yeah, she proved him wrong. But when is she going to be thoughtful again? At his next birthday? Never? And you know girls like to bring shit up like, "Remember that one time.." So really you should stop calling him a dick just because he broke up with his girlfriend, what the ****. You pissy heartbroken girls are making other ones look bad :(
strangersdk 0
Sounds like she wants you back. I agree with 29, the rest of you need to calm the **** down. One thoughtful act does not fix an entire relationships' worth of selfish thoughtlessness. I personally would tell her it's too little, too late. Just imagine if the roles were reversed - all of her girlfriends' would be saying how it was too late for him and he should have treated her well when he had the chance. Damn hypocrites.
mrjoejackson 4
I agree with 30 and 29. But a majority of the FML users don't clearly think straight (both posters and commentators) and attempt to understand all angles.
feelingblue 0
WHAT A JACKASS!