Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, I went to the surprise birthday party of an ex I still love, though I'm the one who ended things. I walked in in time to see her screaming "Yes" to her kneeling boyfriend, her parents crying and applauding, and her brothers patting him on the back. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Today, my family surprised me for my birthday by showing up with a chocolate cake and my ex-boyfriend from back home. They all forgot I'm allergic to chocolate, that I broke up with him about a year ago, and that he’s been trying to win me back ever since. FML
Today, my family and friends threw a surprise birthday party for me, after I'd said multiple times that I didn't want one. I turned and left and now everybody is angry at me and calling me ungrateful and spoiled. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, I learned that the surprise party thrown for my girlfriend's 19th birthday was wonderful and she couldn't be happier. Except that I didn't show up. Apparently 40 people were invited but I wasn't one of them. We've been going out for three years. FML
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avoidthegirl 6
Good job, asshole.
Badgermx 0
well.. for how long did she plan the party? she may have done it to make you change your mind... or you just made one hell of a mistake
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Comments (108)
leslielove11 0
just get back with her, it's as easy as that.! ;)
iMP0W3R 0
wow. you just reached a new level on being an asshole. congratulations.
Twix619 0
well dont u feel like an ass
HuiYaMing 0
you deserve to feel crap, that's horrible go apologise
ycruz29 0
Lmfao! Kuddos #68 & btw guys, its obvious that if she'd been insensitive the ENTIRE relationship, this one single gesture of thoughtfulness wouldn't make him write an FML being that he wouldn't have anything to feel sad or guilty about, since it was done last minute to get him back. Instead, he may have thought she was insensitive the time leading up to his bday, only to realize it was preparation for the bid shebang, thus landing him an FML out of guilt and regret. LEAR-HOW TO-READ! There were quotes and an FML for a reason.
ndiggidy 0
ITS A TRAP!!! You dump her for not being thoughtful, but what's she doing now? This has trap written all over it.
TheOtherMakona 0
How can I put this lightly... GET BACK WITH YOUR GIRL AND APOLOGIZE YOUR ASS OFF!!!
newmandotcom 6
Last time I tried to comment on something like this, my account got banned. So think of the most offensive thing you could say to yourself or someone could say to you, in relation to this post, and imagine its me saying it
fuckkyeaaaalaura 12
Asshole , little did you know.
DarkFirefly206 9
Get that girl back, man.