Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, I went to the surprise birthday party of an ex I still love, though I'm the one who ended things. I walked in in time to see her screaming "Yes" to her kneeling boyfriend, her parents crying and applauding, and her brothers patting him on the back. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Today, my family surprised me for my birthday by showing up with a chocolate cake and my ex-boyfriend from back home. They all forgot I'm allergic to chocolate, that I broke up with him about a year ago, and that he’s been trying to win me back ever since. FML
Today, my family and friends threw a surprise birthday party for me, after I'd said multiple times that I didn't want one. I turned and left and now everybody is angry at me and calling me ungrateful and spoiled. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, I learned that the surprise party thrown for my girlfriend's 19th birthday was wonderful and she couldn't be happier. Except that I didn't show up. Apparently 40 people were invited but I wasn't one of them. We've been going out for three years. FML
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avoidthegirl 6
Good job, asshole.
Badgermx 0
well.. for how long did she plan the party? she may have done it to make you change your mind... or you just made one hell of a mistake
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Comments (108)
insina 0
You didn't deserve it and you live doesn't suck you are lucky for having girl that cares about you and try's to prove that she is good enuf for you
Irakli_1 27
say SORRY and ask her out.. AGAIN!
ctvtvc 0
You're a little ******
Anyb0dyTh 8
Go get her back! Assuming she planned the party before you broke up with her. If she planned the party before you broke up with her, and followed through with it, sounds like she has a ton of integrity. That's probably a keeper! Of course there may be other factors.
DatDeMoN 3
Just because she threw him a party after he broke up with her for not being thoughtful doesn't compensate for times in their relationship he thought she was unthoughtful. So, no he is not being an asshole.
FlawesomeGirl 3
Get her back
puppylover863 3
Jerk. She must still love you! Get back with her! Come on!
WTF_BRAIN 11
Well you better go apologise, OP
Vintage_Cola 29
Get back with that amazing girl and kiss her you fucktard!
sybe112 14
atleast she try'd if that was the only reason to dump her you should re consider. ..