Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never had a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. It turns out the guy I prank phone called the other day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist with an ad for a Siamese cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a call from a telemarketer who asked, "Is this the crazy cat lady?" I only own one cat, but apparently, that’s all it takes to earn a reputation. FML
Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, while I was working at a call center, a customer was pranking me using an obviously fake Asian accent. He kept saying his name was “Phuck Mi”, his phone number was 666-3629 (as in "Sex sex sex free sex tonight") and making moaning noises and sexual phrases. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML
Today, I bought a tail for my girlfriend to dress as a cat at a hen party. She put the box in her suitcase, then left to catch her plane. I checked my purchase history and realised it's a cat tail butt plug. Now she keeps ringing me, but I'm too chicken to answer the phone. FML
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, at the end of a 15 hour shift, my girlfriend and her friends played a "prank" on me by texting me from a random number saying my cat got hit by a car. I immediately burst into tears and lost it in front of my colleagues. My cat is fine. My relationship is the real joke. FML
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
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immafiremylaser 0
YDI for not using *67. If the person you're calling can read your phone number then you fail.
anonymas_fml 0
Oh come on, you pranked him so he's pranking you. This is hardly a FYL
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PGleo86 0
First!
BeeSkwaird 0
* ad
RevengeOnYou 0
You could just hide your number. Unless your using your home phone. YDI
russwee 0
first off who prank calls any more that's just retarded, second your lucky it's was only an AD for a cat not sex or hookups YDI
jarhead321 0
could have been a lot worse
AkihiroHattori5 0
Exactly! I actually though the guy didn't go far enough; he should've posted his number for a Craigslist chubby chaser hookup instead of a Siamese cat for sale.
Neall_fml 0
to many craigslist fml's recently its unbelievable lol
truelyawesome 0
here's an easy way to fix it: don't prank call
michael32123 0
*67 shows your number as restricted... learn to prank call like a pro or don't do it at all. my friend called someone using *67 and got caugh tho cuz he left a voicemail involving the word "rape" and the lady called the police and moved into a hotel for 3 days... don't prank call asshat
Blink182ftw 0
OP, You're an idiot. Don't you know that you're supposed to block your number with *67? You fail at life.
ohSNAPyall 27
@michael321123 -- Your friend is a creep!
mitchiv13 0
that's y u use *67
thatonek1d 0
*67, dumbass
wintamint101 7
ever heard of *69????
cellerbeck 4
actually they can still get your number if you *67. you won't get caught if you use spoofcard or google voice. op you deserve it for using your real number
tom9686 0
Lol, that is funny your an asshole and totally deserve it at least it wasn't some crazy bitch who puts you on a pedophile list, then you would be stuffed
ilikepie789 0
*67 retard
yake12 0
ya I agree why the F didn't u block ur number
NYKnicks36 0
some phones can find out the number of a *67 call real easily, just add the number to contacts my phone can't but a lot of my friends can
zukinihudini 0
AN asshole
froggi_fml 0
I want a kitty!! but yeah, you totally deserved it.
AmberBerry 0
Idea prank calls are lame :P but cereally, you shouldn't have done that.
hXcsoccerplaya 0
lol when you're drunk you don't exactly think about that do you? remember the OP never told us about his background state during these calls. and all those people saying prank calling is lame, you're exactly right. go ding dong ditching instead or something that actually takes balls. I know I'm the devils advocate on this, but I know these things through having experienced them.
uxoriouswidow 0
Am I the only one who DOES still think about such things when I'm drunk? I know different people react differently to alcohol, but it is never a valid excuse for doing stupid shit.
applesmoothiee 2
I like cereal.
TheGuyOverThere 0
Si, and I like potatoes.
xsi0pao 0
there ARE ways to see a blocked number.. you can look at your online bill nd you can see your call history.
buglovesfrances 0
fosters home.
birdman8406 0
wat a ****** idiot. YDI
FaiIedAtLife 0
took the words out of my mouth.. or keyboard xD
immafiremylaser 0
YDI for not using *67. If the person you're calling can read your phone number then you fail.
iLove2LoveU 0
yeah who prank calls with their own number? totally had that one coming to ya!! lol
hjrn 0
have u not heard of blocking your number idiot. YDI
Octwo 16
if you're going to be a douche then man up to your karma and don't come crying to us.
anonymas_fml 0
Oh come on, you pranked him so he's pranking you. This is hardly a FYL