Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never had a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. It turns out the guy I prank phone called the other day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist with an ad for a Siamese cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call from a telemarketer who asked, "Is this the crazy cat lady?" I only own one cat, but apparently, that’s all it takes to earn a reputation. FML
Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, while I was working at a call center, a customer was pranking me using an obviously fake Asian accent. He kept saying his name was “Phuck Mi”, his phone number was 666-3629 (as in "Sex sex sex free sex tonight") and making moaning noises and sexual phrases. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML
Today, I bought a tail for my girlfriend to dress as a cat at a hen party. She put the box in her suitcase, then left to catch her plane. I checked my purchase history and realised it's a cat tail butt plug. Now she keeps ringing me, but I'm too chicken to answer the phone. FML
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, at the end of a 15 hour shift, my girlfriend and her friends played a "prank" on me by texting me from a random number saying my cat got hit by a car. I immediately burst into tears and lost it in front of my colleagues. My cat is fine. My relationship is the real joke. FML
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
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immafiremylaser 0
YDI for not using *67. If the person you're calling can read your phone number then you fail.
anonymas_fml 0
Oh come on, you pranked him so he's pranking you. This is hardly a FYL
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Comments (192)
rider12 0
you deserve it and why didn't you set your phone to private
Eddie_Paints 0
Epic Fail.
plethora 3
Don't go making phony calls. Only dial the 7 digit numbers you're used to.
BeeSkwaird 0
"...bet you think it's funny driving folks right up the wall...."
g3rusz 6
You're pretty lucky he put up only such a mild ad. Also, YDI for 1: prank calling, 2: being too stupid to hide your number if you're prank calling, 3: for bitching about it.
c0nfuzzled 0
4: Not prank receiving the people who want to buy the cat 5: Not getting back at him
OBCD_fml 0
lol @133 should've said the number changed and gave his
Rangant 7
Is it me or is craigslist the cause of a lot of FML's
l0v3t0h8 0
This happened to me too. Someone, I still don't know who, posted an ad on craigslist with my number on it saying I had a Mac for really cheap that I was selling so I got TONS of calls/texts. Sucks cause all you can do is just flag the ad and hope they take it down. I ended up just telling all of the people I already sold it. It was so much easier than trying to explain to them.
itouchguy360 3
There was an fml like this. But it had to do with being gay. Hmmm.
AngryNinja 1
not everyone makes up fmls. there's a few billion people in the world. i think some people might have similar experiences. just guessing.
Ajjas013 6
Or they made it up.
mps1969 8
YDI You're lucky they could have put your info on a lots worse things on Craig's list
brantzilch 0
haha your stupid *67 and they wont know...
ford_f250 0
dude that's awesome I'm gonna do that to so many people now hahaha
guckylynn 19
You can actually be made to pay now if you are found out for placing a false advertisment about something on craigslist. It's like 1000 dollars minimum or something.
wordgirl 0
Um. I don't think you're supposed to do it when they can actually *see* your phone number. Kinda makes it easy for them to get revenge. :D
babybubz 0
HAHAAA!! I did something like this once when I was younger. some girl I had been friends with really pissed me off.. I can't remember why now lol ..but I was angry. SO.. I had these left over Girl Guide cookie flyers that said something along the lines of 'Sorry we missed you.. if you would like some cookies please call _______________.' I filled in the blank with her name and number.. and handed them aaaaall out . The End