Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never had a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. It turns out the guy I prank phone called the other day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist with an ad for a Siamese cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a call from a telemarketer who asked, "Is this the crazy cat lady?" I only own one cat, but apparently, that’s all it takes to earn a reputation. FML
Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, while I was working at a call center, a customer was pranking me using an obviously fake Asian accent. He kept saying his name was “Phuck Mi”, his phone number was 666-3629 (as in "Sex sex sex free sex tonight") and making moaning noises and sexual phrases. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML
Today, I bought a tail for my girlfriend to dress as a cat at a hen party. She put the box in her suitcase, then left to catch her plane. I checked my purchase history and realised it's a cat tail butt plug. Now she keeps ringing me, but I'm too chicken to answer the phone. FML
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, at the end of a 15 hour shift, my girlfriend and her friends played a "prank" on me by texting me from a random number saying my cat got hit by a car. I immediately burst into tears and lost it in front of my colleagues. My cat is fine. My relationship is the real joke. FML
Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
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immafiremylaser 0
YDI for not using *67. If the person you're calling can read your phone number then you fail.
anonymas_fml 0
Oh come on, you pranked him so he's pranking you. This is hardly a FYL
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Comments (192)
hpotterluvr 0
u r ****** retarded
DeathShad0 1
That's hilarious. Guy wins, you lose.
Rocker4658 0
who does a prank phone call using their real number??? use *67 duh...
toryypage 0
dude. really?? it's called *67
Thunderbender 2
Not only do you deserve it for prank calling. You doubly deserve it for not doing *67. I mean really I cant even conceive of anyone going to do that and not usign star 67
xd0rkiee 0
Who the hell moderated this? A few people called you. Big ******* deal.
logieebearr 0
what are we in high school again prank calling?really how old are we?no one prank calls anymore,get a life,you sooooooo deserve it and just be glad it was a cat and not urr dick or vag.craigslist has alota weirdos who willl have sex with you and they don't even care forrrealllll sick..
NorfolkDude 2
Hahha, I'm so doing this next time I get a prank call.
samantha_durano 6
it's called: *67. and wasn't there like JUST and fml with something to do with a craigslist or whatever?
Reshad713 1
ya with all the people dying and geting murdered you definatly have the worst and most ****** up life ever :/