Today, my boyfriend and I were arguing about how he was too busy for me. During that conversation, he was texting his best friend and then called by his brother to drive him home. Instead of returning to finish our conversation, he left to prepare for his fishing trip with his mates tomorrow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to take him 30 minutes away to meet his friends so he could go fishing, adding that they wouldn't be gone all night. I dropped him off 13 hours ago, and he doesn't have a phone. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend begged me to spend an extra night at his house. I agreed, cancelled my Uber, and arranged for my pets to be cared for, since I wasn't coming home. Five minutes later, he decided that he had to work tonight instead. Then he got angry at me for leaving. FML
Today, my boyfriend made me feel like shit because I didn’t feel like going fishing, and compared me to his "fake" friends, even though every day for the past two months, I’ve gone every time he’s asked. But anytime I suggest we do something different, he shuts it down. FML
Today, a couple of days after my boyfriend came on a night out with my friends but made us leave early as he had an early work shift, he's now spent the last two nights out with his friends, late, and all my friends are busy and a bit peeved at us taking off early the other night. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend didn't come home from a night of drinking with the boys again, so I told him that I was packing my things and I wouldn't be here when he came home. After all my things were packed, I realized he drove my car to the bar. FML
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xlossofmex 0
You need to make him choose. A relationship takes two. If he isn't willing to put in time for you then you need to find someone else.
canadian_ftw 8
I would break up with him. if he can't focus when you're talking to him about something that's important to you he doesn't seem worth it.
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Comments (99)
TheZarola 10
Why don't you let him have his own life? YDI.
motherchode 0
suck it up
fulbrama000 0
who needs men? most guys are jerks anyways the ones who aren't are usually gay or super clingy and won't ever let you spend 5 mins by yourself.
alaaloo_fml_fml 0
Well you are obviously not one of his highest priorities anymore, OP. Time to move on?
Zebidee 9
Just what every guy wants - a girlfriend who won't even stop lecturing him while he's in the middle of trying to organise three other things.
GawZ 0
YDI for smothering him. You need to get a life of your own or it won't work out with him.
iheartglasses 0
At the beginning of the FML you said you were arguing. Of course hes not going to come back and listen to the rest of your "discussion". You both dont seem to need that relationship anymore
pinkdottedbow 0
No, there would be more rape and abuse.
zkchild 0
Why would he ever choose you over his friends? YDI for making the relationship all about you.
im_wilder 0
let the dude fish, not like he's sleeping around! you want his attention? stop being clingy besides right now is a crap time to fish in NSW soo FHL!