Cornbreesha
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Paul Fart Malt Clop
Today, a mall cop tore up my "Free hugs" sign. FML
Today, a mall cop tore up my "Free hugs" sign. FML
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Dynoblaze 1
He knew you were just trying to feel up chicks.
clarke1986 0
Your actually giving out free hugs at a mall..... creeper
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Comments (133)
FromCFL 0
Okay, so, how do we know the "free hugs" sign holder isn't a pedophile or other creeper just trying to get his rocks off by hugging strangers? Wait until he's caught groping some 10 year old or whatever?
HaveNoShame 3
These days, I think people are particularly weirded out by men who want to give "free hugs" in places where there are a lot of kids, like malls before Christmas. Not really fair, but that's the trend. You'd probably get less flack in a spot where people won't suspect you of preying on kids.
helpmeiamblind 0
Get a job Hippy!
crazy_cat_lady 0
I think I know why the mall cop tore up your sign. Are you the Free Hugs girl that stole FreeHugsSuck's wallet? He posted his FML also...
me626 8
Thats totally what i was thinking too!
I_LOVE_METH 0
YDI for following that stupid trend you ******* dumbass.
HI_Im_H 0
I will give you a hug, but Im gonna hang on to my wallet!
holly_bmth 0
give him a break, i think hugs are great. i take free hugs signs to the mall with my friends all the time, and we have great fun.
Lilly_1994 0
I have a hoodie with Free hugs on the back =)
animedemons 0
my friends parents yelled at me for having one...
DeathByFalchion 0
As long as the hugs are optional, this shouldn't have been a problem.