Cornbreesha
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Paul Fart Malt Clop
Today, a mall cop tore up my "Free hugs" sign. FML
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Dynoblaze 1
He knew you were just trying to feel up chicks.
clarke1986 0
Your actually giving out free hugs at a mall..... creeper
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Comments (133)
Lucky2u 0
hmmm who to side with? how about niether? your both fail!
rockyhorrorshow 0
This exact same thing happened to me nearly two years ago!
845fifth 0
well, sounds to me that mr blart there was just trying to keep prostitution levels in his mall at a low. good job, paul!
iHatemylife987 0
glad i wasn't the only one who thought of Paul Blart Mall Cop
ANTONKR 0
i am glad too!!
BaBiiSpAnKy821 0
i want a hug :/
DameGreyWulf 1
Wow, sounds like someone's having a REALLY bad day!
SpasticTurnip 4
Let me guess, You're a scene kid ?
Sacrilege 0
What'd he say? 'If I don't get hugs here or at home, the hell you are too.' -rips it up-
BikerMike 0
You should had a sign that said "FREE BREAST EXAMS - SHOW YOUR ****" Mall security are nothing but a bunch of police acadamy rejects that have to be dicks because they need to order Extenze.
EasillyAmused 0
omg what a bitch mall cop! he was just lealous that you were getting hugs....i would have told him no one loves him just out of spite LOL
Skull_300 0
This isn't your day... I printed your FML and then tore it up!