Cornbreesha
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Today, a mall cop tore up my "Free hugs" sign. FML
Today, a mall cop tore up my "Free hugs" sign. FML
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Dynoblaze 1
He knew you were just trying to feel up chicks.
clarke1986 0
Your actually giving out free hugs at a mall..... creeper
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Comments (133)
Mcsquiggleballb 0
Well he has no happiness in his life. i bet he never gets hugs You make me proud. *Air-Hug*
linzilady 0
I love Free Hugs people! Don't let the cop bother you, no one loves him anyway. *HUGS!!!*
PeachyKin 0
You should've hugged the cop and said 'It's okay, let it out....' XD
dj555dragon 2
WIN!
ShamefulFables 0
"Free Hugs" signs are actually illegal in some areas... I'm sorry that happened o_x I guess if you shout it out, he can't tear that up.
moustachemonster 0
YDI. Free hugs are dirty. Are you really that desperate for attention that you need some stranger to hug you? It's pathetic, really.
blacklite69 0
...What is everyone's problem with free hugs?! Douche...
yami_mani 0
Honestly, what is wrong with a hug? Are some people that cold?
amilie_ 0
it sorta sounds like the cop didnt really want that free hug.
Brey1013 0
Some people are so lame. who doesn't want free hugs?
Psychs7 11
Today, at work some god damn hippie hit me with a greasy smelly hug, because i walked past his sign on my rounds. So i tore it up. FML