Cornbreesha
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Paul Fart Malt Clop
Today, a mall cop tore up my "Free hugs" sign. FML
Today, a mall cop tore up my "Free hugs" sign. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Dynoblaze 1
He knew you were just trying to feel up chicks.
clarke1986 0
Your actually giving out free hugs at a mall..... creeper
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Comments (133)
mayday792 0
Aw thats kool i want to give him a Free Kick In the Ass sign
icanfloat12 0
probly thought u were a pedo lol if I had kids I wouldn't let em hug a random person in the street
FBbasslarinet 0
i have a "free hugs" shirt, i hope the mall cop doesn't tear that up too. next lets tattoo it in our asses, drop our pants, and run around spreading our love
aboutagirl_17 0
awww that sucks! we all need some love lmao!
MrJenkins 0
mah mommeee sez u get aids frum hugz
dave202 0
You should have given deluxe hugs for $2.00
perdix 31
It wasn't the "Free Hugs" part that caused the trouble. It was the "With Happy Ending -- $20" part.
youarewonderful 0
...and this is an FML because...?
TuucciZ 0
"You can tear down my sign, but you can never take away my happiness! To the barricades, comrades! Free hugs for everyone... Through revolution!"
l0st4lif3 0
you shoulda painted it on your shirt and pants to see if they make you take it off or not, then put on the back "$20 for removal of clothing"