Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, three policemen interrogated me and asked for ID, but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML
Today, I found out that my parents changed the code on our alarm system while they were out of town. The police could not verify I was their son, despite spending hours trying to get hold of them. They thought it was just another telemarketer. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML
Today, I was throwing a surprise birthday party for my friend. As we all hid in the dark waiting for him to arrive, I unexpectedly sneezed so loudly that I scared everyone, and they jumped out before he had even finished unlocking the front door. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I was heading back to my apartment and I heard noises behind the front door. Assuming it was the surprise party I'd hinted at, I flicked on the lights… as two heavy guys pushed past me. I was robbed. FML
Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML
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NGM_47 0
Yeah...cause strippers show up in cop cars -_- Your friends must have been really drunk not to know that.
caancoha 0
Strippers that show up in cars with strobe lights? DAMN! YOU MUSTA PUT IN EXTRA!
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Comments (78)
MoeRoxxs 0
I call BS! If you are at a party at a friend's house who "lives with their parents" and the cops roll your first thought is not gonna be strippers its gonna be that the party is getting rolled...well unless you are a complete idiot.
citycrazed25 0
YDI for not remembering the code
carb_lover 0
ohh man that blows! but it was pretty funny to read hahaha.
IUsed2 0
XFD i knew from the very first sentece that YDI and you did not dissappoint man
fawfulster 11
This is for my life is average.
loverslanex3 0
Oh, that word was supposed to be off, not of, that might make a bit more sense...
justmeagirl 0
This is horrible, and totally your fault (and if that were my kid they'd never be left alone again)... but also kinda hilarious that your dumb-a** friends thought they were strippers, hahaha.
triplethreat13 0
murphy's law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. especially if you are under pressure or anxiety, which would have been caused by doing something you're not supposed to. YDI.
Damascus 0
This is such a cliche.
DomyDamsy 0
are u sure they wernt strippers, maybe your parents called them lol, but that must really suck