Today, my girlfriend called me from her parents' house where she is visiting. They were BBQing outside when out of the blue her childhood friend Adam showed up at the door for the BBQ. She asked her parents why he was there, and her dad replied that he "wants her to know that she has options." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, days after I broke up with my girlfriend, my dad tried to make her feel better by inviting her to our family BBQ next weekend. FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home for dinner. My mom was being unusually quiet, so I thought she was trying to be polite. After dinner, she pulled me aside and asked why I'd never mentioned that my girlfriend had dated my brother. Apparently everyone knew except me. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
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elliebutton 0
Oh, that's pretty crap. And seems like the parents don't like you..
deathbunny256 0
Mean dad
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Comments (55)
nodbor 11
Steak VS Hamburber
nodbor 11
Steak VS Hamberger
uneekfreak16 0
Sounds like something my parents would do :/ Not cool.
maybetomorrow_fml 0
My dad does this type of shit all the time. He's convinced that my bf is a homosexual even though I've been dating him for years. I can totally relate to the girl in this situation.
kyle2bad 0
hmmmm.... You shoulda called their bluff right there! I mean if the dude was a childhood friend, chances are your girlfriend didn't hook up with him because he wasn't right for her... BOO-YA! KUDOS, my friend...!
redbluegreen 41
alexgisforme3 0
what a d
irockmyworld 0
oh dear. you've got some sucking up to do to her parents. but yeah FYL
JennaD 0
That's pretty bitchy of her dad haha. FYL.
Ranoona 0
# 2 learn to spell. What a mean dad
onnielief 4
If it was her first time as well, you might have given her a few pointers
FmyLinNY 0
give her a few pointers on how to pick between himself and another guy??? LOL
SpitFyre 0
When I say Hillshire, you say Farm! HILLSHIRE...