Today, my boyfriend told me that he had once been possessed by demons, and that he now sleeps with a knife under his pillow for protection from, "The dark spirits that are feasting upon his soul." I'm not sure that I'll be sleeping over anytime soon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML
Today, at 3 in the morning, I was getting out of bed to use the bathroom, when my boyfriend grabbed my arm, looked at me wide-eyed and begged, "Don't... They'll take your skin..." He doesn't remember saying it, and now I'm scared shitless to use the bathroom at night. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never wants to sleepover anymore. He said he loves me, but that sleeping next to me is like sleeping next to someone reenacting the crucifixion while being mauled to death by squirrels. So much for cuddling through the night. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, a baseball bat fell on my head while my boyfriend and I were cuddling. The same baseball bat that he keeps next to the bed, because he genuinely fears a zombie outbreak. FML
Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML
Today, it was my first time sleeping at my boyfriend’s house. I happened to have an incredibly realistic nightmare in which I woke up to thousands of centipedes crawling all over my body. My boyfriend got to watch me scream and slap myself repeatedly. FML
Today, I found a disturbing video on my 8-year-old's tablet. In the video, I was suffering from sleep paralysis. He's convinced I'm part demon. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
I hope he doesn't twitch in his sleep. Also he's an idiot who will probably end up stabbing himself and you (if you're staying over).
Dimence 9
Just, run.
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Comments (106)
SoultheWolf 19
Possession is possible, I've witnessed it happen to my brother once when I was nine. But I don't see how having a knife under his pillow will help from that... I'd avoid from sleeping with him, you never know when he'll have a dream and grab it and start slashing in his sleep, or go for you when you sneak out of bed to get something.
Alex1901 6
My cousin was diagnosed with schizophrenia and when he came off his medication he said demons were trying to pull him down to hell. He grabbed a knife and wouldn't let anyone near him. My aunt had to stay with us overnight and he had to be sectioned briefly. He now has to attend the hospital for his medication to make sure he takes it but the hallucinations can be very real to someone suffering. It might be a mental health issue.
Ugi 27
Run. Run away and never look back.
Tooty582 0
I believe that demons are real, but a knife won't do anything. Tell him to get a metal cross and dip it in holy water before he goes to sleep, and hang it above him.
ThePieGuy0817 29
You could also get a priest to bless it. That's what my friend did.
88vivera 9
Time for a break up.....
igetitincum2win 11
Lol I was drunk the other day and my grandma told me i was saying i was possessed.Are you sure he was sober while telling you this op?
LadyJoker21 0
My ex said he's was possessed I didn't believe him tell his mom told me the story while he went to the store safe to say I didn't stay with him very long
RKD 23
He is probably cheating on you or he is just plain crazy,,,,either way, run, Forrest, run!
oklahomaguy 0
That's a good one. I'm gonna use that next time I bang a girl and want her to leave.
Alaaalbaghli 4
sounds like the series "ghost whisperer"