Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so I tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML
Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML
Today, I tried to secretly take a photo of a cute guy on the train. I forgot my flash was on. He looked straight at me, smirked, and said, “If you wanted my picture, you could’ve just asked.” I got off three stops early. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of the cute guy sitting across from me on the train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just stared at me, clearly aware of what had happened. FML
Today, I sent my long-distance girlfriend the first photo of me I'd sent her in a while. It was a photo of me with some of my friends. She didn't know which one I was. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
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inappropes 31
Ah that time in life when looks were everything and personality didn't matter for shit. aka high school. or you are a very immature person.
GhostFox 34
Right, do you realize how ****** up that is? You wouldn't even think about doing that to a girl, so why the **** did you think it would be okay to do it to him? How would you feel if someone took photos of you without you knowing? You'd probably feel very intruded on, so why wouldn't he feel the same way? I hope you got in trouble, because that's ****** up. People like you are why I have an aversion to getting my picture taken, and encourage sneak photography.
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Comments (19)
davecross 11
Why couldn't you just Facebook Stalk him like a normal person and just steal a photo from his profile
RockPrincess26 16
You deserve it for being a creep and for trying to sneak a photo without checking if your flash was on or not.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Do you really expect us to feel sorry for you? Imagine how you would feel if you caught some creepy weirdo doing the exact same thing to you. Grow up.
CrazyCatSma 3
Talk about overexposure.
Isa_fml 20
It's creepy and inappropriate to take someone's picture without their permission/knowledge.
Christina Jean'e Lara 14
and that's what Facebook stalking is for