Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got in the car with some friends, only to realize none of them were wearing seat belts. They heckled me until I took mine off, then the driver slammed on the brakes and I hit the dash. They'd all known it was coming and braced themselves. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
Today, I tried to put my seatbelt on. For some reason, it absolutely refused to click. I got frustrated, gave up, and just went on without it. I then got pulled over for not wearing it. I said to the officer, "Stupid question: can you TRY to put my seatbelt on?" He did. With no trouble. What did I do different? FML
Today, I was driving through my neighborhood when I heard a siren. I looked into my rear view mirror and saw a motorcycle, so I pulled over. The motorcycle drove by, and it turned out to be an old lady with a leather jacket. The siren was in a song on the radio. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
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Top comments
daniel_dd31 13
You get REALLY nervous around police.
poccocurantes 7
Lucky you didn't get pulled over, stepping out of the car could have been awkward.
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Comments (237)
Ray_of_midnight 23
If you're still riding a motorcycle this time of year in Canada, my flip-front Nolan helmet is off to you. Although really, if you don't get some more presence-of-mind while riding, you're gonna get yourself killed.
g4m30v3r 11
So you try to pull the seatbelt on while releasing the throttle (right hand) reach across which causes your left arm to pull back, how did you not swerve to the left?
Obey_StudBoii 23
Can't fix stupid
CheyenneDawn23 1
Dumbass
mcinnesandrew 6
Atta kid
SkateboardGirl88 11
For some reason I thought it said you were hit by motorcycle...
MrMizzouBound 7
Sounds like they got a good laugh
MrMizzouBound 7
On second thought, you probably shouldn't drive if you can't even tell what your driving...
jmdnba097 12
Cocain is a hell of a drug
melbaby112 11
Bahaha omg. I would have given you a ticket for stupidity lol oh man... FYL