Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I was in the shower getting ready for a date, when my older sister thought it would be a laugh to turn out the light. Getting out of the shower to turn it back on, I slipped and hit on my head on the counter. Thanks, sis. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom and slipped on some soap on the floor while I was washing my hands. As I fell, I grabbed the nearest thing to break my fall, which happened to be the hand dryer. It fell off the wall and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML
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BB_ava 0
Soap bar. Weapon? rofl
Spinnmaster 1
grabbing a soap bar as a weapon.. classic!
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Comments (194)
funtertainment 1
I thinks his intention was not to surprise u, but something else that .... u can think...
Cow_girl_cutie 0
Ooo if it had been a real burglar I bet they'd be real scared of your soap!! xD
emsta16 0
i hope he got in trouble :/
Fmlgirl08 0
if you were protecting yourself against a giant germ, i could understand that. But a burglar, not really. unless ur like chuck norris.
alexFYL 11
The... bar of soap? If it were a real burglar, he'd probably deem you as no threat anyway whether you knocked yourself out on the faucet or faced him with a bar of soap. :|
MAWZ_fml 7
Did you guys ever think there was a shower curtain?! Also what brother would want to see his sister naked! REALLY!?
captainsaltyball 0
well is the person in the shower a boy or girl?
captainsaltyball 0
your sick, you would look in on your little brother?pedifie in training
Cow_girl_cutie 0
I bet if it was really a burglar they'd be real scared of that soap bar if yours. hahah
sugusbaby 0
what a douche