Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, a guy beat the crap out of me for supposedly sleeping with his girlfriend. I didn't get a chance to tell him my brother lives with me and that he had the wrong guy. When my brother got home, he didn't ask if I was okay, but rather if the guy was coming back for him. FML
Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating, so she smashed me in the head with her handbag so hard my eyeball is red from a burst blood vessel. I followed her home, where she tried to pretend she knew nothing, it wasn’t her I'd seen, she’d been home all day. I had to get the cops to drag her out my house. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
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cthulhu1138 1
I hope you slapped that bitch into next week.
Jewelofagal 2
Your brother sure hasn't any family loyalty does he? A great brother would break up with a girlfriend who hit his sister.
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Comments (91)
Hurt16 0
me I would have put two and two together n did what the brother did... since he wanted to go with the flow I would have too I woulda been like bitch don't ******* touch me u wasn't punching him when he was getting dis pussy all night... I still cam hear him screaming my name lmfaoooo but then again her punch did come out of no where and it did happen infront other ppl n admitting haveing sex with your brother (which may or may not b true) is disgusting so yeah... FML
Jimboom 12
Smack the shit out of that bitch! She deserves it. Then when your parents ask why you got into a catfight you can drop your brother in it. Sweet sweet revenge. ;)
TheChanel 0
punch her back!! she deserves it for not investigating properly
BikerMike 0
file assault charges on the ingorant **** and kick your ******** brother in the nuts
lmaoatyourlife 0
I agree with #29, press charges! Even if her boyfriend was cheating on her with some one else, it still wouldn't give her the right to hit them. Ps. You're brother is a complete douche, i hope he broke up with her!
chickchick_fml 0
You should have knocked the crap out of her. If she dares to confront you again, do it. Defend yourself and teach that girl a lesson! FYL sweetie, and make sure to f hers.
icanfloat12 0
kick that bitches skinny ass if she does it again
gpstyne 0
well now he knows, aren't you glad he did that??
killinmesmalls 0
wow talk about jealousy issues....
jmoose311 3
Haha this is awesome. Y'all sound like a bunch of stupid middle school students in relationships.