Today, it was my first day at work as a cashier. I was so nervous that my whole body got numb and my eye sight completely blurred. I ran to the bathroom blind while bumping into everything in the store, making sure that everyone knew I had a problem. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my second day working as a cashier in a drug store. I thought everything went great, but by the end of my shift, my cash register was $10 short. Maybe it wouldn't be that bad if on my first day it hadn't been $30 short. FML
Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML
Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML
Today, I was shopping in a packed store when I started to feel faint. Since I was quite far along in the queue, I tried to hold out until I reached the front of the queue. Good news: I succeeded. Bad news: I then fainted at the counter, hit my nose, and shit myself. FML
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
Today, I worked a 9-hour retail like this. I didn't notice until 3 hours into my shift and had to deal with this embarrassment for the next 6 hours. FML
Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML
Today, I started my first day of work. I was told to absorb everything going on and to get used to the high-paced flow of things. I've been sitting at my desk for two hours now, and the office has been empty since I've walked in. FML
Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML
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Top comments
kkmonster93 0
on my first day as a cashier I was so excited I forgot to count so don't worry lol
Kcek 0
professional.
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Comments (120)
macskapingvin 0
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man keeps getting knocked over by all the damn blind people.
jallee 1
it sounds like you have a clinically severe anxiety problem.
TheKingDon 2
You're a ******* cashier. Get over yourself.
IStoleTheCookies 16
Lmao.
Hookemhornz14 0
ya real prestigious job I'd be nervous too..... loser
saleha97 4
Why so seriou.. nervous?
cameront777 0
eh
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
It's more then the job itself . It's your first day anywhere , wouldn't you be nervous ?
perdix 31
I hope you are not working as a cashier to pay your way through med school, so you could become my brain surgeon.
rongunatt 0
How did OP get a job working as a cashier if they're so nervous they go blind? I'm obviously quite calm while talking to employers and I still haven't been able to scoop up a cashier job. :|
shibbywan 0
Wow.. haha FYL OP