Today, I woke up to an angry and threatening email from a porn company. Apparently, I took a sleeping pill last night and wrote a nasty email to the company about how they mistreat women. The best part is that I used a web contact form instead of an email, so I have absolutely no idea what I wrote. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML
Today, my email got hacked and sent all my contacts something for Viagra. My husband thinks I really sent it to him on purpose and now won't even talk to me. FML
Today, I sent a forward to the ladies at my office. When I scrolled down I noticed my personal emails from my best friend were attached. They go into great detail about the sex I had last night, when I was planning on dumping my boyfriend, and that I suspected I had an anal fissure. FML
Today, I received an e-mail from a place I'd interviewed at, telling me they won’t be offering me the position. They came across an old Twitter account of mine, where I posted X-Rated content and sometimes stereotypical and dark humor. I don’t even remember the e-mail and password so that I can deactivate it. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML
Today, my crazy psychopath of a neighbor sent me an email with the subject, "So, about your sex life." I've been sitting here for 20 minutes staring at it because I'm too scared to open it. FML
Today, I sent an email to a private escort, only to later realise that I sent it off my work email. FML
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
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Top comments
Miss_Whipped 43
I suppose it takes a special person to attack a **** company via a web contact form in the middle of the night while possibly unconscious. It sounds as though you were doing this with good intention however, so FYL indeed.
lusanna 19
Hey, as long as you're not getting sued then don't worry about it. That can't be the only hate mail they get. Just goes to show how thin-skinned they are.
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lovely234_fml 16
Just tell them you didn't write it. If it was a web form, anyone could have entered any email in the box as a prank. It's surprising you managed to enter your correct email address in the state you were in.
manuwish 9
what kind of threatening op? and more importantly, were your personal data like address and-or phone on that contact form? if so you might want to change your e-mail account and file a report to the police..don't take this lightly OP, you may have seen a snuff-like film and reacted outraged..and you really need to talk to your doctor about the active spells in a subconscious state, that's dangerous..hope you get well OP
NightKat 25
Ambien is such a good source of amusement. I was always lucky to have been on the phone with my friends during my hallucinations so they could repay everything back to me the next morning.
pacman490 21
One time ambien made me pay off a credit card with almost all the money I had which was supposed to be on hold for my car rental
DragonitePaladin 6
Hey at least you were honest. **** is a little more than a pure cum dumpster :( STILL HILARIOUS i laughed my ass off reading this hahahahahaha!
Weird_Kid 2
Email providers usually have a copy of an email you sent under your "sent" folder.
nicolai44 12
True. But that would only help if OP sent an email. It was stated in the post that this was not the case.
Taiiametai 8
Out of curiosity, how threatening could they be?