Today, my friend and I thought it would be funny if we could both fit into her big sweatpants. When we tried to take a step, she fell on top of me. She started peeing uncontrollably. We had to cut ourselves out of the sweatpants. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML
Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML
Today, as we talked after we woke up at a sleepover at my house (16th birthday gift), my best friend sat up, grabbed her belly, and started grunting. I asked what's wrong and she said, "I have to poop" and she did, right there in her underwear. The turd she pushed out was so big, her panties overflowed. We shared a bed. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML
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sidekickinit 0
i once got stuck in a recliner with my best friend and had to pee. She didn't believe me and wouldn't let me up, and I was really stuck. Her not letting me up made me mad and then I started laughing nervously because I didn't know what to do, and ended up peeing all over her and the chair...
amirn86 0
Wth is your friend a dog?! lol PEOPLE don't randomly start peeing... unless she's got incontinence problems lol
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lifeislife_fml 0
@2: The friend probably started peeing because the whole thing was hilarious. You know, "laugh so hard that you pee"?
thenameslo 0
not really an fml moment but its still pretty bad
Proxgotsthafia 0
#28 - No one here appreciates sarcasm. Douche. ;)
disgruntled_stdt 0
At least no one walked in on you. Try explaining why you and your friend are trapped together, on the floor, in a pair of pee-stained pants.
ryte1 1
#9 & #43 - win this is pretty much...wow
Kellayy 0
That happened to me once only I was sitting on the couch and my fat ass sister sat on me and wouldnt let me up and I was being crushed and so I was yelling that I had to pee and she was yelling at me that I was lying so I pissed on her XD
TLUL 0
#47 piss on me next?
cyberhoy 3
i like sarcasm im not gonna lie that is kinda hot if you're two hot girls douche douchedouche douchedouche douchedouche douchedouche douchedouche douchedouche douchedouche douchedouche douchedouche douchedouche douchedouche douche
cyberhoy 3
and as for pissing while high the first time i smoked weed i thought i was pissing myself but i wasn't
jpabely 0
ur-ine a lot of trouble in that case. get it urine
assiram317 0
ahhhhhh love this!!!
resawins 0
cuuuuuute!!! haha i like that one :-) kinda gross, but you know. good times with good friends are worth it!