Ouroboros
Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML
Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML
Today, I discovered that I needed to reapply for my job in order to have a chance at keeping it. The applications closed yesterday. FML
Today, after I applied for an IT position at work, and a coworker I’ve worked with for 3 years, who said she had no intention on applying, wished me luck and told me, "I hope you get it!" it's now a week later and it turns out she applied the next day, got the offer and accepted. I had to find out a week later from a different coworker. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, I interviewed potential employees for a job position that I was supposed to get promoted to. FML
Today, I e-mailed an employer to ask about a job I had applied for earlier. The employer in question was on vacation. The person who replied had the position which I had applied for mentioned in their signature. FML
Today, I applied for a new job as a maintenance technician. About 10 minutes after submitting my resume, I received a rejection letter. My girlfriend is their HR person. FML
Today, I went to start my new job, only to find out that the guy who hired me had no permission to do so. I had to fill out another application, and complete another interview and I still might not get the damn job. FML
Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML
Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML
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Top comments
marijamt 0
what the hell?
Freeze_fml 17
I hope they don't.
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Comments (122)
MyStarrz 0
Maybe OP sucks at their job and they started putting out ads 4 their replacement ....im @ wrk right now and if the gurl in the office next 2 mine were 2 check online she'd see that we are currently accepting applications 4 her position (Not that she would understand why that would be a problem 4 her Smh) *Sighs*
sosadrightnow 4
I know someone who started working at this place that wouldn't hire him. When they realized he was working there with no pay, they gave him the job.
ajohnson2318 0
mw2 is the best! any girl who plays cod is the Shiz!
tokintot07 0
who moderated this. lameeeeeeeeeeeee.
failsaif 0
everyone here is a dumbass. the OP obviously got fired from her first job for trying to get a job somewhere else!
fishness 0
Seasonal employees at some companies also have to re-apply... I work at a movie theater during my summer and winter breaks only, and I have had to re-apply twice before because the system automatically boots employees after three months without working.
ReeNAh 0
this happened at my friends company they are closing her branch so she has to reapply for the same job she already has to stay at the company. i think thats what the OP meant but it was just poorly worded
sabatical 0
gamerchicks rule
sabatical 0
as the travelocity gnomb says "that's redonkulous"
MMRiter3049 0
my dad did that he didn't get the job but the hired as a temp to teach the guy they gave hia job to for 200 dollar an hour