Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML
Today, I discovered that I needed to reapply for my job in order to have a chance at keeping it. The applications closed yesterday. FML
Today, after I applied for an IT position at work, and a coworker I’ve worked with for 3 years, who said she had no intention on applying, wished me luck and told me, "I hope you get it!" it's now a week later and it turns out she applied the next day, got the offer and accepted. I had to find out a week later from a different coworker. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, I interviewed potential employees for a job position that I was supposed to get promoted to. FML
Today, I e-mailed an employer to ask about a job I had applied for earlier. The employer in question was on vacation. The person who replied had the position which I had applied for mentioned in their signature. FML
Today, I applied for a new job as a maintenance technician. About 10 minutes after submitting my resume, I received a rejection letter. My girlfriend is their HR person. FML
Today, I went to start my new job, only to find out that the guy who hired me had no permission to do so. I had to fill out another application, and complete another interview and I still might not get the damn job. FML
Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML
Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
marijamt 0
what the hell?
Freeze_fml 17
I hope they don't.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (122)
Hoozen 0
sugarbaby that is
sugarbabyxoxo 2
thank you :)
BenLarge1 0
Meh, I would go with Rikku myself :D
cyberotter 0
yes she is hottt, but this isn't a dating service. it's fmL
6969awesome 0
oviously he's a gay fag who we should kill
quikwit1212 0
I love your picture and that website! But not your comment though, it will probably get moderated.
quikwit1212 0
It DID get moderated. Oh well.
FriedRiceIsHere 0
no cents, yet funny
FluidUK 2
Maybe it's 'cos you're posting stuff on fml when you're at work?
Itstopsecret 0
ummmm...what?
Huiana 0
I don't know, if I were your company, I'd hire someone who could spell surgeon. Unless, you know, you were going for sure-geon, as in, "I'm sure-geon a miss working with Y'all!"
sabatical 0
I get the same thing playing MW2, "are you a chick?" me: "does it count if I have a bigger penis than yours?" them: "......"